I don't think any further explanation is needed. This is the actual Taco Bell before its sudden, unexpected demise.
9. The GRE was revised, and now I have to take the harder version.
Why did they have to take something long and pointless and make it even longer and more pointlessier?
8. Can you say earthquake?
Because, what if the tectonic plates really just have it out for one person who really likes to travel to Haiti, Chili, Japan, and around the U.S.?
7. Our Oak tree in our backyard fell down.
I'm gonna miss ya, buddy.
Right before the tree cutting crew took it down in March.